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Siyaa · Credits: 8522 My Scrapbook My Reading List 1 Books

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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Siyaa · Credits: 8522 My Scrapbook My Reading List 1 Books

Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The state Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 220."

Siyaa · Credits: 8522 My Scrapbook My Reading List 1 Books

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"

jingalala · Credits: 2361 My Scrapbook

I don't want to go to school

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
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MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

Siyaa · Credits: 8522 My Scrapbook My Reading List 1 Books

Something very very hilarious

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=SwKmKEBp9lc[/youtube]

akrhsahni · Credits: 1793 My Scrapbook

thts sonu at his best.....but siyaa has been smart enuf to post it.....does she need a confirmation tht she is the smartest one around......!

Siyaa · Credits: 8522 My Scrapbook My Reading List 1 Books

akrhsahni · Credits: 1793 My Scrapbook

yeah.....thts it....he is the best of our times.....and of course no doubt tht kailash has a peculiar voice.....mimicking it is tough as his pitch of voice is high.....but as u said....some things r felt better with eyes closed...........)))))))))))))0

clueless · Credits: 22429 My Scrapbook

discodoc · Credits: 553 My Scrapbook

hey siyaa u seem to funny for a doc......got some doubts on that one ...gr8 video though.....lol

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