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“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”

“God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees”

“Time is generally the best doctor.”

“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman”

“The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning”

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.

A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."

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